Rhyme time #1

In which I provide some end-rhymes, so you can work them into doggerel.

...Barack Obama
...an Oxford comma

8 comments:

  1. epileptikitty said...

    Yes, these are indeed The End Rhymes. Praise Seuss!  

  2. gary barwin said...

    If Obama is the comma, that'd make Biden the semi-comma, I'd reckon...  

  3. troylloyd said...

    i've always wanted a semi-comma,
    alas never bought for me by mama.

    ohh, a forced end-rhyme!  

  4. Chris said...

    And if that semi-comma starts to flee
    Mama's gonna buy you a 'postrophe  

  5. troylloyd said...

    and if that a 'postrophe
    don't omit

    mama's gonna buy me
    a diacritic  

  6. Chris said...

    And if the diacritic goes amiss,
    Mama's gonna buy a diaeresis.  

  7. troylloyd said...

    and if that diaeresis
    don't not separate

    mama gonna buy me
    a paira guillemets  

  8. Matthew said...

    diacritic:
    where to stick it.  


 

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